‘Coz see, the thing you have to understand about The Godfather is,
when they say “the cannoli”,
they mean “accountability for your sins before God”.
And when they say “God”, they mean the infrastructure of a merit-based economy.
And when they say “a merit-based economy”, they mean an oestrogen pill loaded into the chamber of a gun.
Love is like hyperinflation: to get going, it only needs the idea of itself.
Love is the world’s worst vuvuzela, getting louder and louder until even the fans are covering their ears.
Everybody already has a secret twin who’s in jail for their crimes, which is why we all do so many crimes.
I told your twin we’d swap halfway through, and that I’d finish your sentence.
But I wish I didn’t finish your sentence, because it means I never actually got to hear you say it.
ada connor 