beginning to waft above the waves

earthquakes are how tectonic plates get each other off

lightning is the camera-flash of god taking creepshots

waterfalls ………. are self-explanatory

the world is a crockpot of lust

hurled through the window of a PTA meeting

as Cheryl reaches for her broadsword

everyone feels more real than I do

which makes sex difficult

but gender a little easier

like a boat full of balloons

beginning to waft above the waves

a kiss becomes a river so easily

and then a river becomes a torrent

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with Finnish subtitles

if the day is a lime squeezed over a sewer grate

then the night is a poorly-upholstered grin

if language is what we use to avoid saying what we mean

then music is how the universe tells us to shut the fuck up

if you are the person in a movie who sweeps everything off a desk in order to have sex on it

then I am the desk

and I’m getting increasingly worried